“Talk, talk, talk. . .

Or: Where to even begin?

The following was a brief adventure checking out a new LLM called “talkie” — started by asking “What is a theremin” 1 and it went downhill quickly from there. To wit:

. . . so I queried, asking WHO was Leo Theremin 2 .

Uh, yeah. I don’t think so. . .let’s move on. How would it identify the true nature of the theremin, i.e., among the first electronic musical instruments 3.

Hmmm. . .that didn’t go very well. So how does one play the theremin 4?

Wow — I don’t even have to do any of that on my semi-modular synths! Okay, let’s try who is Leo one more time 5.

Oh, dear. Houston, we have more than “just a problem here. . .how about the brightest star in the “Theremin Pantheon” Ms. Clara Rockmore 6?

Okay, so no concurrency, according to them. Let’s try something else 7:

Oh, dear.

So close, so hopeful 8.

Mind you, this was the SECOND time I’d run this line of questioning — the first run was both close and just as bad. I would have screen-capped the session if I had foreseen how bad it was going to be. I didn’t but I ran this about 18 hours after the first run. I’m tempted to do another run, but [SHRUG]. . .these really are pretty simple topics to track down without resorting the use of any kind of AI agent 9.

  1. https://www.classical-music.com/features/instruments/what-is-a-theremin ↩︎
  2. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leon_Theremin
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  3. See #1 above ↩︎
  4. https://www.wikihow.com/Play-the-Theremin\
    https://youtu.be/DhAHIMHel7U?si=DsNI95AjOVuRC
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  5. See #2 above ↩︎
  6. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clara_Rockmore
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  7. See more details in #6 above ↩︎
  8. Well alrighty then! https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?search=M.%20Wheatstone&title=Special%3ASearch&ns0=1\
    WHO? ↩︎
  9. I am a musician working in electroacoustic/experiment music — https://audiozoloft.bandcamp.com/ as well as a retired archivist/librarian, so yeah, a LITTLE insider knowledge but it really only informed the search queries. ↩︎

Author: The Cat Herder General

aka Dennis Moser — Citoyen du monde: Peregrinator, photographer, retired librarian/archivist/academic, musician, teacher of English to foreigners, and sometime writer... Due to bureaucratic nonsense, I have left Europe. I DID not return to the US, I took a left turn at the Calgary airport and am a refugee trying to learn to understand, and maybe speak, "Jouai" over here amongst the Quebecois.

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