Or: “You’re chopped!”
So I share with you a stumbled-upon bit of etiquette for eating, here on the use of the humble, but noble, chopstick. Simple, yet elegant, it holds a prominent place in the universe.
So next time you’re noshing on your sushi, remember these tips to avoid!
OR: Be-cause FaceBook Tells Me So…
Well, that’s amusing… wonder if someone has complained and the Great Gawds of META have acted accordingly… time will tell.
Taking a force break from interacting with them until further notice. It’s not like I haven’t anything else to play with, right [looks over at the synths on the desk and the guitar on the other side]?
Or: WHAT?!?!
How in the hell did these NOT show up in the morning news feeds this past week?
… and here, so with two examples we KNOW this IS NOT SATIRE!
And why the headline above (if you know me, you know I’m not a huge Grateful Dead fan, but sometimes…), you ask? Well, machinations within machinations within in machinations. Sometimes there really ARE patterns to be seen.
And there you have it.
#HUELGA
#USRegimeChangeNOW
#TrumpEtAliaDelendusEst
#DemocracyDiesInOligarchy
Or: I miss Marianne…
In case you were wondering why the US is now engaged in an utterly illegal action against Iran, with the explicit help of Israel —
“Could have come through anytime,
Cold lonely, puritan
What are you fighting for ?
It’s not my security.
It’s just an old war,
Not even a cold war,
Don’t say it in Russian,
Don’t say it in German.
Say it in broken English,
Say it in broken English.
Lose your father, your husband,
Your mother, your children.
What are you dying for ?
It’s not my reality.
It’s just an old war,
Not even a cold war,
Don’t say it in Russian,
Don’t say it in German.
Say it in broken English,
Say it in broken English.
What are you fighting for ?
What are you fighting for ?
What are you fighting for ?
What are you fighting for ?
What are you fighting for ?
What are you fighting for ?
Could have come through anytime,
Cold lonely, puritan.
What are you fighting for ?
It’s not my security.
It’s just an old war,
Not even a cold war,
Don’t say it in Russian,
Don’t say it in German.
Say it in broken English,
Say it in broken English.
Say it in broken English,
Say it in broken English.
What are you fighting for ?
What are you fighting for ?
What are you fighting for ?
What are you fighting …”
Or: “Semper Dowland, semper dolens”
What fresh hell is this?
Words like “out of control”, “insanity”, “regime change now” are all springing to mind but the regime change needs to be in Washington, DC. I’m not supporting the zealots in Tehran, but I am emphatically calling for invocation of the 25th Amendment of the US Constitution or for the US Congress to initiate impeachment proceedings against one of the most corrupt administrations in US history.
Nothing less.
And preferably on the grounds of treason and sedition so that the others engaged in the support of the convicted felon currently residing in the White House can also be removed from power.
https://youtu.be/-ge1VLj2Vf0?si=od8K0n1spHGLcHWo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnaAqbQucu0&list=RDpnaAqbQucu0&start_radio=1
Four hundreds (roughly) separate these two; this is 400th anniversary of Dowland’s death, he “whose touch upon the lute lute doth ravish human sense.”
Or: “…we’re going to war.
To the Office of the President:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyeKYQdYISg&list=RDyyeKYQdYISg&start_radio=1
https://youtu.be/jBF3K1J9wHI?si=qk-GlwQAOEsYaWen
https://youtu.be/ztZI2aLQ9Sw?si=NtA1PzupxSvby3iI
https://youtu.be/p-JeQduJ0f8?si=2Rr8fXJkHmFZXdEr
… but for the those of us that bear the brunt of your corrupt, grifting, and blatant arrogance:
https://youtu.be/7IX4gWkFqvU?si=CQKFY8EM_sGfz0un
Or: He promised he’d be back…
The AI wars are about to begin. Anthropic has been banned from Federal contracts, along with any sub-contractors who use it — and now they are not alone:
“Hundreds ofemployees at Google and OpenAI are backing artificial intelligence technology company Anthropic, which faces a Friday evening deadline to give the Pentagon permission to use its AI system as it wishes or face repercussions from the department.
Employees who signed a letter alleged the Pentagon was trying to “get them to agree to what Anthropic has refused,” which could imply the Pentagon has inquired with the top AI companies about similar access to their technology. The letter is still accepting signatures.”
https://thehill.com/policy/technology/5759106-google-openai-anthropic-pentagon-ai
Note that the letter is still open and accepting signatures.
Or: “Die neue Verband der amerikanischen Arbeiterjugend
Deep in the midst of watching the Watergate Hearings, several of us were talking about the fact that some of the Utah chapters of the Boy Scouts had received training in the use of automatic weapons — we joked a little about it, given the surreality of what was happening around us. Yes, there might have been the recreational usage of certain herbal preparations of suspect legality, but the facts were out there.
Fast forward to the Orwellian dimensions of the Current Regime and the recent announcement by the “Department of War” —
“WASHINGTON (AP) — Scouting America will alter several policies at the urging of the Pentagon, including one targeting transgender youths, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth announced Friday as he pushes a campaign against military support for diversity, equity and inclusion efforts.
Some of the changes mirror what the organization suggested to the Defense Department in January, which included discontinuing its Citizenship in Society merit badge and introducing a Military Service merit badge as well as waiving registration fees for the children of military personnel.”
https://apnews.com/article/scouting-america-pentagon-military-boy-scouts
This is verging on familiar territory, and not in a good way:
https://universityarchives.princeton.edu/2021/06/a-princeton-area-nazi-boys-camp-and-civil-liberties-in-new-jersey-in-the-1930s/
https://www.sundaypost.com/fp/creator-of-taggart-reveals-the-human-stories-behind-an-unlikely-and-unsettling-alliance-on-the-eve-of-wartherell-be-no-more-murders-tv-sleuth-writer-rules-out-comeback/
https://www.scout.org/node/330
Or: Democracy Dies In Oligarchy
Yes, there were some infractions — ANYONE traveling ANYWHERE these days should be VERY careful about keeping travel documents up to date, but the overall treatment of these two borders on the surrealistically absurd.
“Karen Newton was in America on the trip of a lifetime when she was shackled, transported and held for weeks on end. With tourism to the US under increasing strain, she says, ‘If it can happen to me, it can happen to anyone’.
Or: We are all volunteers of Amerika
There was a phrase that appeared frequently — in some circles — in the late 60’s and 70’s among those who understood a modicum of Spanish” “Sal si puedes.”
“Get out if you can.” The phrase actually has a history going back further (of which I was unaware of, but imparts an ever greater weight, being conflated into a single word, the name that has come to commemorate an indigenous massacre in Uruguay on 11 April 1831. So the revolutionary roots actually run deep.
On this, the eve of another State of the (Dis)Union, there is so much blatant corruption evident in The Current Regime. Echoing the words challenging a man whose name has become synonymous for the exercise blatant corrupt power, “Have you no shame?” To which the answer appears to be, “No.”
The open grift, the failure to bring justice for the victims of EpsteinEtCie, the all-but-treasonous behavior of those entrusted with the defense of the country… where does it end? Why is the US so slow to respond?
“On December 3, 2024, accusing the opposition party of engaging in “anti-state activities,” Yoon declared martial law. He suspended political activities, including convenings of the national and local legislatures, and he placed restrictions on the press. Fortunately for South Korea, it was all over within days: Yoon was impeached on December 14, arrested the next January 15, and on Thursday he was sentenced to life in prison.“
One can only hope that resolution is at hand…
Or: Molly Ivins Can Say Whatever the Hell She Wants!
Sooo, something we’ve long suspected, with a twist. I’d heard of “Delvish” (Bruce Sterling wrote an amusing essay on using THAT language — ) but I’d not heard of “algospeak” but I know what it is.
So without further ado —
The words you can’t say on the internet
Or: “It’s easy if you try…”
I had some fun a while back, messing with some AI agents, getting them to admit that they were, in fact, AI creations. It wasn’t that hard, so reading this was a bit of an affirmation!
“I hacked ChatGPT and Google’s AI – and it only took 20 minutes“
Or: Birds of a feather…
What do you choose when you want to plan a dinner for seven poets? Well, of course, you choose peacock, right?
Bon appétit!
Or: Elbows UP!
Because META really hates sharing content in a meaningful way, here’s story from The Walrus:
“The F-35 Debate Is Really about How We Killed the Avro Arrow”
“Canada doesn’t talk about the Avro Arrow because it’s nostalgic. It talks about the Arrow because it’s unfinished business. Every time Ottawa finds itself boxed in on defence procurement, every time the North American Aerospace Defense Command (NORAD) tries to remind Canada who it thinks really owns North American air power, the Arrow reappears. It doesn’t show up as an engineering debate or a budget line. It shows up as a question of sovereignty.
Or: “Are you a turtle?”
So it’s official at last: the Department of Injustice has put together a list of what they are calling “domestic terrorists” that includes — and I quote none other than Ms. Bondi herself — “antifa is part of that…”
So the question is, “Are you on the list?” Or will they be asking “Are you now or have you ever been…” etc., etc., it’s come to this.
